All's Well That Ends Well, Act 2 Scene 2 runs 64 lines of dialogue, spoken by 2 speakers. That is shorter than the play’s average scene length of about 127 lines. This scene is part of Act 2 of All's Well That Ends Well.
Full Dialogue
Countess ♀
Come on, sir; I shall now put you to the height of
your breeding.
your breeding.
Clown ♂
I will show myself highly fed and lowly taught: I
know my business is but to the court.
know my business is but to the court.
Countess ♀
To the court! why, what place make you special,
when you put off that with such contempt? But to the court!
when you put off that with such contempt? But to the court!
Clown ♂
Truly, madam, if God have lent a man any manners, he
may easily put it off at court: he that cannot make
a leg, put off's cap, kiss his hand and say nothing,
has neither leg, hands, lip, nor cap; and indeed
such a fellow, to say precisely, were not for the
court; but for me, I have an answer will serve all
men.
may easily put it off at court: he that cannot make
a leg, put off's cap, kiss his hand and say nothing,
has neither leg, hands, lip, nor cap; and indeed
such a fellow, to say precisely, were not for the
court; but for me, I have an answer will serve all
men.
Countess ♀
Marry, that's a bountiful answer that fits all
questions.
questions.
Clown ♂
It is like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks,
the pin-buttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn
buttock, or any buttock.
the pin-buttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn
buttock, or any buttock.
Countess ♀
Will your answer serve fit to all questions?
Clown ♂
As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an attorney,
as your French crown for your taffeta punk, as Tib's
rush for Tom's forefinger, as a pancake for Shrove
Tuesday, a morris for May-day, as the nail to his
hole, the cuckold to his horn, as a scolding queen
to a wrangling knave, as the nun's lip to the
friar's mouth, nay, as the pudding to his skin.
as your French crown for your taffeta punk, as Tib's
rush for Tom's forefinger, as a pancake for Shrove
Tuesday, a morris for May-day, as the nail to his
hole, the cuckold to his horn, as a scolding queen
to a wrangling knave, as the nun's lip to the
friar's mouth, nay, as the pudding to his skin.
Countess ♀
Have you, I say, an answer of such fitness for all
questions?
questions?
Clown ♂
From below your duke to beneath your constable, it
will fit any question.
will fit any question.
Countess ♀
It must be an answer of most monstrous size that
must fit all demands.
must fit all demands.
Clown ♂
But a trifle neither, in good faith, if the learned
should speak truth of it: here it is, and all that
belongs to't. Ask me if I am a courtier: it shall
do you no harm to learn.
should speak truth of it: here it is, and all that
belongs to't. Ask me if I am a courtier: it shall
do you no harm to learn.
Countess ♀
To be young again, if we could: I will be a fool in
question, hoping to be the wiser by your answer. I
pray you, sir, are you a courtier?
question, hoping to be the wiser by your answer. I
pray you, sir, are you a courtier?
Clown ♂
O Lord, sir! There's a simple putting off. More,
more, a hundred of them.
more, a hundred of them.
Countess ♀
Sir, I am a poor friend of yours, that loves you.
Clown ♂
O Lord, sir! Thick, thick, spare not me.
Countess ♀
I think, sir, you can eat none of this homely meat.
Clown ♂
O Lord, sir! Nay, put me to't, I warrant you.
Countess ♀
You were lately whipped, sir, as I think.
Clown ♂
O Lord, sir! spare not me.
Countess ♀
Do you cry, 'O Lord, sir!' at your whipping, and
'spare not me?' Indeed your 'O Lord, sir!' is very
sequent to your whipping: you would answer very well
to a whipping, if you were but bound to't.
'spare not me?' Indeed your 'O Lord, sir!' is very
sequent to your whipping: you would answer very well
to a whipping, if you were but bound to't.
Clown ♂
I ne'er had worse luck in my life in my 'O Lord,
sir!' I see things may serve long, but not serve ever.
sir!' I see things may serve long, but not serve ever.
Countess ♀
I play the noble housewife with the time
To entertain't so merrily with a fool.
To entertain't so merrily with a fool.
Clown ♂
O Lord, sir! why, there't serves well again.
Countess ♀
An end, sir; to your business. Give Helen this,
And urge her to a present answer back:
Commend me to my kinsmen and my son:
This is not much.
And urge her to a present answer back:
Commend me to my kinsmen and my son:
This is not much.
Clown ♂
Not much commendation to them.
Countess ♀
Not much employment for you: you understand me?
Clown ♂
Most fruitfully: I am there before my legs.
Countess ♀
Haste you again.
64 lines rendered verbatim from the dialogue corpus.
Who’s On Stage
Speaking characters in this scene
| Character | Lines | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Clown | 35 | 54.7% |
| Countess | 29 | 45.3% |
Line distribution
The top speaker in this scene delivers 35 lines, while the scene’s average per speaker is about 32 lines.
Total speakers on stage
2 named characters speak in this scene.
Scene in Context
Position within Act 2
This is Scene 2 of 5 in Act 2 of All's Well That Ends Well.
Scene length vs. play average
At 64 lines, this scene is shorter than the All's Well That Ends Well average scene in All's Well That Ends Well (~127 lines).
Adjacent scenes
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About Act 2 Scene 2 of All's Well That Ends Well
Who carries Act 2 Scene 2 of All's Well That Ends Well?
Clown, with 35 lines — about 55% of the scene.