Much Ado About Nothing, Act 3 Scene 3 runs 163 lines of dialogue, spoken by 7 speakers. That is longer than the play’s average scene length of about 152 lines. This scene is part of Act 3 of Much Ado About Nothing.
Full Dialogue
Dogberry ♂
Are you good men and true?
Verges ♂
Yea, or else it were pity but they should suffer
salvation, body and soul.
salvation, body and soul.
Dogberry ♂
Nay, that were a punishment too good for them, if
they should have any allegiance in them, being
chosen for the prince's watch.
they should have any allegiance in them, being
chosen for the prince's watch.
Verges ♂
Well, give them their charge, neighbour Dogberry.
Dogberry ♂
First, who think you the most desertless man to be
constable?
constable?
First Watchman ♂
Hugh Otecake, sir, or George Seacole; for they can
write and read.
write and read.
Dogberry ♂
Come hither, neighbour Seacole. God hath blessed
you with a good name: to be a well-favoured man is
the gift of fortune; but to write and read comes by nature.
you with a good name: to be a well-favoured man is
the gift of fortune; but to write and read comes by nature.
Second Watchman ♂
Both which, master constable,–
Dogberry ♂
You have: I knew it would be your answer. Well,
for your favour, sir, why, give God thanks, and make
no boast of it; and for your writing and reading,
let that appear when there is no need of such
vanity. You are thought here to be the most
senseless and fit man for the constable of the
watch; therefore bear you the lantern. This is your
charge: you shall comprehend all vagrom men; you are
to bid any man stand, in the prince's name.
for your favour, sir, why, give God thanks, and make
no boast of it; and for your writing and reading,
let that appear when there is no need of such
vanity. You are thought here to be the most
senseless and fit man for the constable of the
watch; therefore bear you the lantern. This is your
charge: you shall comprehend all vagrom men; you are
to bid any man stand, in the prince's name.
Second Watchman ♂
How if a' will not stand?
Dogberry ♂
Why, then, take no note of him, but let him go; and
presently call the rest of the watch together and
thank God you are rid of a knave.
presently call the rest of the watch together and
thank God you are rid of a knave.
Verges ♂
If he will not stand when he is bidden, he is none
of the prince's subjects.
of the prince's subjects.
Dogberry ♂
True, and they are to meddle with none but the
prince's subjects. You shall also make no noise in
the streets; for, for the watch to babble and to
talk is most tolerable and not to be endured.
prince's subjects. You shall also make no noise in
the streets; for, for the watch to babble and to
talk is most tolerable and not to be endured.
Watchman ♂
We will rather sleep than talk: we know what
belongs to a watch.
belongs to a watch.
Dogberry ♂
Why, you speak like an ancient and most quiet
watchman; for I cannot see how sleeping should
offend: only, have a care that your bills be not
stolen. Well, you are to call at all the
ale-houses, and bid those that are drunk get them to bed.
watchman; for I cannot see how sleeping should
offend: only, have a care that your bills be not
stolen. Well, you are to call at all the
ale-houses, and bid those that are drunk get them to bed.
Watchman ♂
How if they will not?
Dogberry ♂
Why, then, let them alone till they are sober: if
they make you not then the better answer, you may
say they are not the men you took them for.
they make you not then the better answer, you may
say they are not the men you took them for.
Watchman ♂
Well, sir.
Dogberry ♂
If you meet a thief, you may suspect him, by virtue
of your office, to be no true man; and, for such
kind of men, the less you meddle or make with them,
why the more is for your honesty.
of your office, to be no true man; and, for such
kind of men, the less you meddle or make with them,
why the more is for your honesty.
Watchman ♂
If we know him to be a thief, shall we not lay
hands on him?
hands on him?
Dogberry ♂
Truly, by your office, you may; but I think they
that touch pitch will be defiled: the most peaceable
way for you, if you do take a thief, is to let him
show himself what he is and steal out of your company.
that touch pitch will be defiled: the most peaceable
way for you, if you do take a thief, is to let him
show himself what he is and steal out of your company.
Verges ♂
You have been always called a merciful man, partner.
Dogberry ♂
Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more
a man who hath any honesty in him.
a man who hath any honesty in him.
Verges ♂
If you hear a child cry in the night, you must call
to the nurse and bid her still it.
to the nurse and bid her still it.
Watchman ♂
How if the nurse be asleep and will not hear us?
Dogberry ♂
Why, then, depart in peace, and let the child wake
her with crying; for the ewe that will not hear her
lamb when it baes will never answer a calf when he bleats.
her with crying; for the ewe that will not hear her
lamb when it baes will never answer a calf when he bleats.
Verges ♂
'Tis very true.
Dogberry ♂
This is the end of the charge:–you, constable, are
to present the prince's own person: if you meet the
prince in the night, you may stay him.
to present the prince's own person: if you meet the
prince in the night, you may stay him.
Verges ♂
Nay, by'r our lady, that I think a' cannot.
Dogberry ♂
Five shillings to one on't, with any man that knows
the statutes, he may stay him: marry, not without
the prince be willing; for, indeed, the watch ought
to offend no man; and it is an offence to stay a
man against his will.
the statutes, he may stay him: marry, not without
the prince be willing; for, indeed, the watch ought
to offend no man; and it is an offence to stay a
man against his will.
Verges ♂
By'r lady, I think it be so.
Dogberry ♂
Ha, ha, ha! Well, masters, good night: an there be
any matter of weight chances, call up me: keep your
fellows' counsels and your own; and good night.
Come, neighbour.
any matter of weight chances, call up me: keep your
fellows' counsels and your own; and good night.
Come, neighbour.
Watchman ♂
Well, masters, we hear our charge: let us go sit here
upon the church-bench till two, and then all to bed.
upon the church-bench till two, and then all to bed.
Dogberry ♂
One word more, honest neighbours. I pray you watch
about Signior Leonato's door; for the wedding being
there to-morrow, there is a great coil to-night.
Adieu: be vigitant, I beseech you.
about Signior Leonato's door; for the wedding being
there to-morrow, there is a great coil to-night.
Adieu: be vigitant, I beseech you.
Borachio ♂
What Conrade!
Watchman ♂
[Aside] Peace! stir not.
Borachio ♂
Conrade, I say!
Conrade ♂
Here, man; I am at thy elbow.
Borachio ♂
Mass, and my elbow itched; I thought there would a
scab follow.
scab follow.
Conrade ♂
I will owe thee an answer for that: and now forward
with thy tale.
with thy tale.
Borachio ♂
Stand thee close, then, under this pent-house, for
it drizzles rain; and I will, like a true drunkard,
utter all to thee.
it drizzles rain; and I will, like a true drunkard,
utter all to thee.
Watchman ♂
[Aside] Some treason, masters: yet stand close.
Borachio ♂
Therefore know I have earned of Don John a thousand ducats.
Conrade ♂
Is it possible that any villany should be so dear?
Borachio ♂
Thou shouldst rather ask if it were possible any
villany should be so rich; for when rich villains
have need of poor ones, poor ones may make what
price they will.
villany should be so rich; for when rich villains
have need of poor ones, poor ones may make what
price they will.
Conrade ♂
I wonder at it.
Borachio ♂
That shows thou art unconfirmed. Thou knowest that
the fashion of a doublet, or a hat, or a cloak, is
nothing to a man.
the fashion of a doublet, or a hat, or a cloak, is
nothing to a man.
Conrade ♂
Yes, it is apparel.
Borachio ♂
I mean, the fashion.
Conrade ♂
Yes, the fashion is the fashion.
Borachio ♂
Tush! I may as well say the fool's the fool. But
seest thou not what a deformed thief this fashion
is?
seest thou not what a deformed thief this fashion
is?
Watchman ♂
[Aside] I know that Deformed; a' has been a vile
thief this seven year; a' goes up and down like a
gentleman: I remember his name.
thief this seven year; a' goes up and down like a
gentleman: I remember his name.
Borachio ♂
Didst thou not hear somebody?
Conrade ♂
No; 'twas the vane on the house.
Borachio ♂
Seest thou not, I say, what a deformed thief this
fashion is? how giddily a' turns about all the hot
bloods between fourteen and five-and-thirty?
sometimes fashioning them like Pharaoh's soldiers
in the reeky painting, sometime like god Bel's
priests in the old church-window, sometime like the
shaven Hercules in the smirched worm-eaten tapestry,
where his codpiece seems as massy as his club?
fashion is? how giddily a' turns about all the hot
bloods between fourteen and five-and-thirty?
sometimes fashioning them like Pharaoh's soldiers
in the reeky painting, sometime like god Bel's
priests in the old church-window, sometime like the
shaven Hercules in the smirched worm-eaten tapestry,
where his codpiece seems as massy as his club?
Conrade ♂
All this I see; and I see that the fashion wears
out more apparel than the man. But art not thou
thyself giddy with the fashion too, that thou hast
shifted out of thy tale into telling me of the fashion?
out more apparel than the man. But art not thou
thyself giddy with the fashion too, that thou hast
shifted out of thy tale into telling me of the fashion?
Borachio ♂
Not so, neither: but know that I have to-night
wooed Margaret, the Lady Hero's gentlewoman, by the
name of Hero: she leans me out at her mistress'
chamber-window, bids me a thousand times good
night,–I tell this tale vilely:–I should first
tell thee how the prince, Claudio and my master,
planted and placed and possessed by my master Don
John, saw afar off in the orchard this amiable encounter.
wooed Margaret, the Lady Hero's gentlewoman, by the
name of Hero: she leans me out at her mistress'
chamber-window, bids me a thousand times good
night,–I tell this tale vilely:–I should first
tell thee how the prince, Claudio and my master,
planted and placed and possessed by my master Don
John, saw afar off in the orchard this amiable encounter.
Conrade ♂
And thought they Margaret was Hero?
Borachio ♂
Two of them did, the prince and Claudio; but the
devil my master knew she was Margaret; and partly
by his oaths, which first possessed them, partly by
the dark night, which did deceive them, but chiefly
by my villany, which did confirm any slander that
Don John had made, away went Claudio enraged; swore
he would meet her, as he was appointed, next morning
at the temple, and there, before the whole
congregation, shame her with what he saw o'er night
and send her home again without a husband.
devil my master knew she was Margaret; and partly
by his oaths, which first possessed them, partly by
the dark night, which did deceive them, but chiefly
by my villany, which did confirm any slander that
Don John had made, away went Claudio enraged; swore
he would meet her, as he was appointed, next morning
at the temple, and there, before the whole
congregation, shame her with what he saw o'er night
and send her home again without a husband.
First Watchman ♂
We charge you, in the prince's name, stand!
Second Watchman ♂
Call up the right master constable. We have here
recovered the most dangerous piece of lechery that
ever was known in the commonwealth.
recovered the most dangerous piece of lechery that
ever was known in the commonwealth.
First Watchman ♂
And one Deformed is one of them: I know him; a'
wears a lock.
wears a lock.
Conrade ♂
Masters, masters,–
Second Watchman ♂
You'll be made bring Deformed forth, I warrant you.
Conrade ♂
Masters,–
First Watchman ♂
Never speak: we charge you let us obey you to go with us.
Borachio ♂
We are like to prove a goodly commodity, being taken
up of these men's bills.
up of these men's bills.
Conrade ♂
A commodity in question, I warrant you. Come, we'll obey you.
163 lines rendered verbatim from the dialogue corpus.
Who’s On Stage
Speaking characters in this scene
| Character | Lines | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dogberry | 62 | 38.0% |
| Borachio | 48 | 29.4% |
| Conrade | 16 | 9.8% |
| Watchman | 14 | 8.6% |
| Verges | 11 | 6.7% |
| First Watchman | 6 | 3.7% |
| Second Watchman | 6 | 3.7% |
Line distribution
The top speaker in this scene delivers 62 lines, while the scene’s average per speaker is about 23 lines.
Total speakers on stage
7 named characters speak in this scene.
Scene in Context
Position within Act 3
This is Scene 3 of 5 in Act 3 of Much Ado About Nothing.
Scene length vs. play average
At 163 lines, this scene is longer than the Much Ado About Nothing average scene in Much Ado About Nothing (~152 lines).
Adjacent scenes
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About Act 3 Scene 3 of Much Ado About Nothing
Who carries Act 3 Scene 3 of Much Ado About Nothing?
Dogberry, with 62 lines — about 38% of the scene.
Is the scene a dialogue or a solo?
With 7 speakers and the lead holding 38% of the lines, this scene is a balanced multi-voice exchange.