Much Ado About Nothing, Act 4 Scene 2 runs 82 lines of dialogue, spoken by 8 speakers. That is shorter than the play’s average scene length of about 152 lines. This scene is part of Act 4 of Much Ado About Nothing.
Full Dialogue
Dogberry ♂
Is our whole dissembly appeared?
Verges ♂
O, a stool and a cushion for the sexton.
Sexton ♂
Which be the malefactors?
Dogberry ♂
Marry, that am I and my partner.
Verges ♂
Nay, that's certain; we have the exhibition to examine.
Sexton ♂
But which are the offenders that are to be
examined? let them come before master constable.
examined? let them come before master constable.
Dogberry ♂
Yea, marry, let them come before me. What is your
name, friend?
name, friend?
Borachio ♂
Borachio.
Dogberry ♂
Pray, write down, Borachio. Yours, sirrah?
Conrade ♂
I am a gentleman, sir, and my name is Conrade.
Dogberry ♂
Write down, master gentleman Conrade. Masters, do
you serve God?
you serve God?
Conrade ♂
Yea, sir, we hope.
Borachio ♂
Yea, sir, we hope.
Dogberry ♂
Write down, that they hope they serve God: and
write God first; for God defend but God should go
before such villains! Masters, it is proved already
that you are little better than false knaves; and it
will go near to be thought so shortly. How answer
you for yourselves?
write God first; for God defend but God should go
before such villains! Masters, it is proved already
that you are little better than false knaves; and it
will go near to be thought so shortly. How answer
you for yourselves?
Conrade ♂
Marry, sir, we say we are none.
Dogberry ♂
A marvellous witty fellow, I assure you: but I
will go about with him. Come you hither, sirrah; a
word in your ear: sir, I say to you, it is thought
you are false knaves.
will go about with him. Come you hither, sirrah; a
word in your ear: sir, I say to you, it is thought
you are false knaves.
Borachio ♂
Sir, I say to you we are none.
Dogberry ♂
Well, stand aside. 'Fore God, they are both in a
tale. Have you writ down, that they are none?
tale. Have you writ down, that they are none?
Sexton ♂
Master constable, you go not the way to examine:
you must call forth the watch that are their accusers.
you must call forth the watch that are their accusers.
Dogberry ♂
Yea, marry, that's the eftest way. Let the watch
come forth. Masters, I charge you, in the prince's
name, accuse these men.
come forth. Masters, I charge you, in the prince's
name, accuse these men.
First Watchman ♂
This man said, sir, that Don John, the prince's
brother, was a villain.
brother, was a villain.
Dogberry ♂
Write down Prince John a villain. Why, this is flat
perjury, to call a prince's brother villain.
perjury, to call a prince's brother villain.
Borachio ♂
Master constable,–
Dogberry ♂
Pray thee, fellow, peace: I do not like thy look,
I promise thee.
I promise thee.
Sexton ♂
What heard you him say else?
Second Watchman ♂
Marry, that he had received a thousand ducats of
Don John for accusing the Lady Hero wrongfully.
Don John for accusing the Lady Hero wrongfully.
Dogberry ♂
Flat burglary as ever was committed.
Verges ♂
Yea, by mass, that it is.
Sexton ♂
What else, fellow?
First Watchman ♂
And that Count Claudio did mean, upon his words, to
disgrace Hero before the whole assembly. and not marry her.
disgrace Hero before the whole assembly. and not marry her.
Dogberry ♂
O villain! thou wilt be condemned into everlasting
redemption for this.
redemption for this.
Sexton ♂
What else?
Watchman ♂
This is all.
Sexton ♂
And this is more, masters, than you can deny.
Prince John is this morning secretly stolen away;
Hero was in this manner accused, in this very manner
refused, and upon the grief of this suddenly died.
Master constable, let these men be bound, and
brought to Leonato's: I will go before and show
him their examination.
Prince John is this morning secretly stolen away;
Hero was in this manner accused, in this very manner
refused, and upon the grief of this suddenly died.
Master constable, let these men be bound, and
brought to Leonato's: I will go before and show
him their examination.
Dogberry ♂
Come, let them be opinioned.
Verges ♂
Let them be in the hands–
Conrade ♂
Off, coxcomb!
Dogberry ♂
God's my life, where's the sexton? let him write
down the prince's officer coxcomb. Come, bind them.
Thou naughty varlet!
down the prince's officer coxcomb. Come, bind them.
Thou naughty varlet!
Conrade ♂
Away! you are an ass, you are an ass.
Dogberry ♂
Dost thou not suspect my place? dost thou not
suspect my years? O that he were here to write me
down an ass! But, masters, remember that I am an
ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not
that I am an ass. No, thou villain, thou art full of
piety, as shall be proved upon thee by good witness.
I am a wise fellow, and, which is more, an officer,
and, which is more, a householder, and, which is
more, as pretty a piece of flesh as any is in
Messina, and one that knows the law, go to; and a
rich fellow enough, go to; and a fellow that hath
had losses, and one that hath two gowns and every
thing handsome about him. Bring him away. O that
I had been writ down an ass!
suspect my years? O that he were here to write me
down an ass! But, masters, remember that I am an
ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not
that I am an ass. No, thou villain, thou art full of
piety, as shall be proved upon thee by good witness.
I am a wise fellow, and, which is more, an officer,
and, which is more, a householder, and, which is
more, as pretty a piece of flesh as any is in
Messina, and one that knows the law, go to; and a
rich fellow enough, go to; and a fellow that hath
had losses, and one that hath two gowns and every
thing handsome about him. Bring him away. O that
I had been writ down an ass!
82 lines rendered verbatim from the dialogue corpus.
Who’s On Stage
Speaking characters in this scene
| Character | Lines | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Dogberry | 47 | 57.3% |
| Sexton | 15 | 18.3% |
| Conrade | 5 | 6.1% |
| Verges | 4 | 4.9% |
| Borachio | 4 | 4.9% |
| First Watchman | 4 | 4.9% |
| Second Watchman | 2 | 2.4% |
| Watchman | 1 | 1.2% |
Line distribution
The top speaker in this scene delivers 47 lines, while the scene’s average per speaker is about 10 lines.
Total speakers on stage
8 named characters speak in this scene.
Scene in Context
Position within Act 4
This is Scene 2 of 2 in Act 4 of Much Ado About Nothing.
Scene length vs. play average
At 82 lines, this scene is shorter than the Much Ado About Nothing average scene in Much Ado About Nothing (~152 lines).
Adjacent scenes
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About Act 4 Scene 2 of Much Ado About Nothing
Who carries Act 4 Scene 2 of Much Ado About Nothing?
Dogberry, with 47 lines — about 57% of the scene.
Is the scene a dialogue or a solo?
With 8 speakers and the lead holding 57% of the lines, this scene is a balanced multi-voice exchange.